Congratulations, we just bought a jet!

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Sometimes, the best surprises are the ones we don’t know about. Huh! Well, surprise! You and I now own another corporate jet.

Congratulations, All!! We just bought ourselves a spanking new corporate jet! No kidding folks, check out this picture…

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Our jet is the state of the art Dassault Falcon 7X. Which, at $50M, is such a steal. No?

Unfortunately, we will not be able to take our family on a vacation on it any time soon because we collectively decided – don’t you remember? – to have Citi Group executives use it. Yes, these successful barons – beacons; doyens…- of business need it – yes they need it – to continue their excellent work that has led to the bank’s bankruptcy.

Wow, you must be so proud of yourself now! I certainly am.

So please reach out to your congressman or congresswoman and personally thank them! Better yet, please call Citi’s board of directors and thank them  😉

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